so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he was CRYING into my vagina
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
This baby is an asshole
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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