And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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