Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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