I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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