So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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