Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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