I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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