Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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