used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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