D3 body, D1 cock
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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