i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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