break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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