Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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