normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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