So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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