I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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