i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
