She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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