Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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