I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Randomize
