You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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