Sponge bath it is.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Randomize
