I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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