she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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