So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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