they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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