its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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