it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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