Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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