just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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