based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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