what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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