Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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