I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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