Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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