I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
barbara walters just said penis...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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