i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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