morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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