Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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