Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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