used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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