thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
