Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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