some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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