On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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