i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
my being single is dangerous.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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