i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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