dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
did i just pee glitter
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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