I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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