His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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