God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Damn victory sex feels great
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
