Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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